prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

(via unworried)

illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

(via daithefluuu)

"Don’t ever put your happiness in someone else’s hands. They’ll drop it. They’ll drop it every time."